So the tournament went pretty much the worst case route for poor Twisty G. He played so badly they had to pull him and put the other goalie in who managed to shut down the other team. Which allowed us to tie up the game and then win in over time. The team was ecstatic, Twisty G was crushed ( Read more... )

I haven't slept since sometime last weekend. Sometime. Last weekend ( Read more... )

I am crazier than usual right now. Coming from me, that's saying something. ASLFALSOIJADSKLNAOSIDJWEHS ( Read more... )

I keep trying to post here but a certain adorable someone keeps bringing his "baby" over and requesting cuddles. Like I can resist this face...


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The Dry Diaries, Weekend One: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ( Read more... )

So this morning Kneegs made the mistake of telling me it was going up to 14 degrees today (that's almost 60 to you non-metric heathens). Its been winter too damned long. I rolled straight upstairs, slapped a coat of red polish on my cloven hoofs, busted out my high heeled crocs and off I went to work. Yes, I was That Idiot. I knew how utterly ( Read more... )

Did not get off to a promising start. Between Fratboy having a brain fart for breakfast and telling Twisty G we weren't going with him to Grammy's and the huge thunderstorm the kids spent a good hour clinging to my leg and weeping. I seriously doubted whether we'd be able to get away for a bit there. But then the Grandparentals swooped in with ( Read more... )

And then there are the days when you just feel so very small, and all the hand-holding squish in the world doesn't seem to make a dent in it ( Read more... )

Damn you time, quit making with the flying like that ( Read more... )

AHAHAHAHA at the arrogance of thinking I was going to make it to a cardio class yesterday. Pilates broke me like the old dirty whore I am. I barely made it to the bathroom to pee yesterday. The only thing greater than my pain was the fear of what Fratboy would do to me if I peed in our bed instead of getting up. Ha. Cuz. You know. Fratboy is ( Read more... )